commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

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Goochy gooching

A little one finger scratch to the gooch of a man looking for a good time or to relive that itch

“Hey my balls are mad itchy”
“Let me give you a good goochy gooching”

by KeelinDeelin April 17, 2023

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Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

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My gooch Bitch

something funny to say around friends😂

wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch”

by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020

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Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit

Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them

by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018

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