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Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"
Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.
by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010
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face-twit

(function: noun)

(pronunciation: feys-twit)

1. Someone addicted to social networking media such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.

2. Someone who uses social networking sites predominately for communication and expects everyone else to do likewise.

3. A person who blogs inanely and incessantly about every facet of their daily life.
1. Joe is a face-twit for getting fired from her job because she kept surfing Twitter posts during work hours.

2. Simon and Mary behaved like face-twits when they announced their wedding engagement via Facebook and seemed put out to have to tell me in person.

3. When Anne posted what she had for dinner on Facebook, Bob commented "You're a total face-twit."
by Emperor of the Americas August 29, 2010
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kitten face

Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.
by thepaupaldaddy June 5, 2011
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Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
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Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.
You and your friends all have protractor faces!!
by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015
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face the fact

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.
by applepie25 May 6, 2015
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birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...
Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?
by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015
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