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Jungle Aids

Similar to that of Parkview aids, it is a form of the common cold which attacks your throat and sinuses. It will leave you feeling like pure shit to say the least. Jungle aids was formed in a pool at a fraternity party located in Miami, Fl and has been slowly increasing to a minor pandemic level.
Bro 1: yo did you cawp at the party?

Bro 2: yeah man I did but tbh I think I caught jungle aids. I’m not feeling so hot.

Bro 1: At least it’s not Parkview aids
by Thatsupercooldude5566 July 20, 2021
mugGet the Jungle Aidsmug.

Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.
"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."
by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021
mugGet the Lung Aidsmug.

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...
In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...
by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015
mugGet the Brand AIDSmug.

Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.
Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.
by Ohio man February 18, 2020
mugGet the Heppa-aidsmug.

Orange Aid

Trump's forth coming health care system, appropriately named after Trump's orange skin hues; The aftermath of the ACA and "Obama Care"
Sorry sir, we are no longer able to cover your medidal condition under the ACA. However, the newly passed "Make America Healthy Again" legislation, aka "Orange Aid" does cover some of your treatment.
by CranpaVA February 2, 2017
mugGet the Orange Aidmug.

Anal aids

Jonre got anal aids from aleah
by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023
mugGet the Anal aidsmug.

revenge aids

When someone crosses you and you have aids then you purposely give them aids in revenge in any form possible (blood to blood, cum to blood, cutting someone and infecting their blood, etc)
"I swear to god if you steal one more dollar out of my wallet I am gonna cut open your leg and give you revenge aids!"
by Grem pls November 13, 2013
mugGet the revenge aidsmug.

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