Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.
Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs
by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017
Get the squirt works mug.The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.
by bige42785 August 25, 2011
Get the working remotely mug.When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.
Like a house-bump but for work.
by some-random-guy November 17, 2018
Get the work-bump mug.its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work
by Neko sama October 15, 2018
Get the Moon work mug.Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.
Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.
by DictionaryWifi February 28, 2019
Get the Work Procrastinating mug.1. The act of looking like your working when you really are not.
2. Pretending to work.
3. Appearing to be performing your job at work in an effort to fool management.
4. A term used by some clothing companies to describe camoflaged clothing that can be worn to work.
2. Pretending to work.
3. Appearing to be performing your job at work in an effort to fool management.
4. A term used by some clothing companies to describe camoflaged clothing that can be worn to work.
Sally surfed the internet all day at work, but always kept another cover screen ready in case the boss came by. She could then flash the cover screen up to make it appear she was working.
The clothing company used the name work ouflage attached to their camoflaged clothing line to market items as work clothes.
The clothing company used the name work ouflage attached to their camoflaged clothing line to market items as work clothes.
by Sitka Boy July 21, 2011
Get the work ouflage mug."to work or not to work on a wednesday."
"do you work on a wednesday?
"i work on a wednesday."
"im not a racist because I work on a wednesday."
"i am working on wednesdays."
"do you work on a wednesday?
"i work on a wednesday."
"im not a racist because I work on a wednesday."
"i am working on wednesdays."
by nal.z0 September 27, 2022
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