Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.
Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny
by therealest94 February 08, 2020
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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 02, 2020
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two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."
Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.
by bbnreally November 08, 2010
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raising two

getting ready to leave, peace out, action of- raising two fingers for the peace sign
Homie: ayo i gotta roll, raising two

Dude: Hey you leaving
friend: yea raising two
by Dale aka Milkman aka Ganggreen September 01, 2006
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in-two-ruptor

A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.
No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.
by skwerley October 07, 2009
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two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row
Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!
by Frank Rofsherlec April 25, 2007
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two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.
After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.
by W34 January 06, 2018
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