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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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High Two

Chuck: "High five bro"
Tom: "Sorry my man, I only give High twos"
by Joshalosh September 6, 2016
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two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.
When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder
by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020
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Allyson Two

An "Allyson Two" is eight of two kinds of something, four and four. Usually referring to ordering hot beverages.
I would like to order an Allyson Two of Turkish coffee and tea. You would receive four cups of Turkish coffee and four cups of tea, totaling eight cups.
by Yahyah Alttaw'am April 12, 2016
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Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.
Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny
by therealest94 February 7, 2020
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Two Weirdos

The result of two weirdos is...gay fuck ups
Josh: What does two weirdos make?
Peter: A fuck up
Josh: A gay fuck up
by WhipMeDaddyyyyy101 May 30, 2018
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two-nitard

A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.

A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.

A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.
"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."

"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."
by llamamelola February 9, 2010
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