Toby Bear

One who resembles the look of a bear.

"That girl is so grizzly she looks Toby Bear"

by Chris Foster May 18, 2006

tobasco screamer

licking a girl out with tobasco sauce on your tongue
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream

boy: i heard you really scream last night, what happened?
girl: my boyfriend tobasco screamered me

by 05elliotth January 4, 2012

Tobacco Pouch

A form of snuff for all the fucking pussies out there. It's like taking a tiny ass dip and putting it in a bag. They are great to chew in school if you don't wanna get caught, but it's better to be a real man and pack yourself a big ole' dip of cope or skoal than to be the ultimate pussy.

Person 1: "Hey Rian, do you got a Tobacco Pouch?"
Person 2: "No! I'm not a fucking pussy!"

by 420 Smoot It Faggot April 17, 2014

toblerowned

The word toblerowned is a compound of 2 words. The first being toblerone; a well known tasty chocolate brand. The second being owned; a word used often in the gaming community for over-ruled, dominated, destroyed etc. Fused together they become the humerous word of "toblerowned"

Player from clan A. "We're gonna win tonight!"
Player from clan B. "Too right, we're gunna get toblerowned!"

by threesixty June 20, 2006

Tobaccdraft

(noun) The smoke that drifts into buildings from the cigarette addicts who stand just outside, hauling on their butts.

I was trying to eat my banana bread at the Common Cafe, when the tobaccdraft killed my appetite.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

tobaccohol

Mixture of of alcohol and tobacco.

Guy I: It wasn't a ton of alcohol, it was the mix of alcohol and tobacco that fucked me up.
Guy II: Tobaccohol huh?

by LaClown June 29, 2008

Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

by Tod316uk October 8, 2008