Squid

British currency, a play on the colloquial term 'quid', as in 'pound'.

A: Went to Nan's the other day, she gave me twenty squids!
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.

by LargerSlime March 20, 2023

Squid Game

This lowkey happen when a barely legal Japanese girl crams a moist octopus/squid in her pussy. The object of the game is to see how many days you can leave it in there.

Xing Ling Po was caught playing squid game in her room. He father Chow Wong Dong was very furious! Don't play squid game. Squid game no good. No good is squid game.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023

Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.

“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”

by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023

Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.

Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!

by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023

Squid Taco

funny man

Me: "Hey squid"

Squid Taco: "hey man"

by pikcled January 20, 2023

Alabama squid

Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face

Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"

Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid

by Bigddunkan January 26, 2023

Squid acronym

SPEEDING QUICKLY UNTIL I'M DEAD

A definition for a stupid motorcyclist

Squid acronym

by Snaglpuss February 1, 2023