The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
The act of plotting shit near wood.
Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!
by Donco December 29, 2007
Get the wood plotmug. My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
Get the Mourning Woodmug. 
1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
Get the wood cowmug. by Jaredsfootlong May 6, 2018
Get the zachary woodmug. by Massivedick December 30, 2022
Get the Leon Woodmug. by salem and nightmare February 26, 2010
Get the pulp woodmug.