Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.

Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard

by dandfingman July 1, 2011

Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.

"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

layoff beard

"Layoff beard" derives from "playoff beard." A layoff beard is a worn by an unemployed person until he gets a job.

The word's meaning can also be extended to include a law student who decides not to shave until he passes the bar exam.

Your layoff beard is quite fierce, broseph. And I applaud the pajamas-in-public look, too. It's quite...unique.

by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015

Beard Miscarriage

The act of accidentally and prematurely shaving off facial hair because you adjusted the electric trimmer to the wrong setting

I had a beard miscarriage. Meant to trim it and ended up shaving off a strip, so I had to take the whole thing off.

by coining buttress January 25, 2011