Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

by notabeaver December 21, 2017

The Sweatshirt

A $48 sweatshirt available in the Urban Dictionary shop. It is customizable, including 4 color choices and 5 sizes, ranging from small to 2XL. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised beneath Urban Dictionary definitions.

Sercona Lithingor: "Hey, look! Someone got The Sweatshirt!"
Ferundi Lopsrithen: "So they did!"

by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

My Sweet Baby Boy

The most perfect guy I could ever ask for. he makes me fall more in love with him every single day. thank you for everything baby. I pinky promise to love you forever.

Please be my sweet baby boy forever. I love you

by I luv u June 1, 2023

the sweet substance

Man cream.

After gooning for hours, I finally produced man cream. The special sauce. My unborn children. Cum. Semen. Sperm. Spunk. Sploosh. Jizz. The sweet substance.

by BeepBoopAmFish November 7, 2023

taco bell sweats

When after eating taco bell your body will start to sweat even if it is cold.

Man, I ate taco bell earlier and now I have the taco bell sweats

by RJ Grice February 14, 2017

Dancing in the sheets

Sex. What else would it be you fucking moron?

Guy 1:How was last night?
Guy 2:Let's just say, me and my girlfriend did some dancing in the sheets

by IronicNoose47 January 14, 2021

The Erlking Sweet Spot

The period in FTM transition where you're taking the right dose of testosterone, but you're not off of hormone blockers yet.
Named so because, supposedly, your voice is just low enough that you can nail all three parts of the Erlking.

(Some trans men don't experience the Erlking sweet spot due to never being on hormone blockers.)

John: Are you still on hormone blockers?
Carlos: Yeah, I'm in the Erlking sweet spot right now.
John: Oh, you should sing the Erlking!

by homo homeboy March 16, 2021