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Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too
by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019
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Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
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Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.
by Foznovski June 11, 2022
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Ponderosa Steak

When a girl takes off her fishnet stockings and it leaves marks across her pussy that look like the grill marks from a steak from Ponderosa. Even more appropriate when she has beef curtains.
She wasn't wearing underwear beneath her fishnets, so when I pulled them off her big brown pussy had markings from the stockings on it and it looked like a Ponderosa Steak.
by djp1337 November 29, 2023
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Steak the swig

Drake totally steak the swig last night at Grammys
by b2kdaman December 21, 2021
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Dry age a steak in honey

When you get your purely sexual partners vaganal canal and fill it with honey and proceed to cook a ribeye steak until 175 degrees Celsius then cut the fat cap and dip the fat into your partner’s anus and honey filled vagina then eat it and poop it out into your partners mouth which is then what out into your most local kfc deep fryer and force feed anybody the poop steak honey amalgamation.
Yo yo yo BROJOB you know the new meta goon is to dry age a steak in honey
by CherryB0mb July 29, 2025
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