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Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.
What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze
by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011
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Sleaze Squeeze

A supposedly non sexual hug offered in support where the giver gets a small sexual thrill. The reciever is not aware of the sexual element. Sleaze squeeses are sometimes accompanied by a sneaky smell of the hair. Usually given to women by men
girl, " I recieved some bad news the other day and Pete gave me a supportive hug, hes such a great guy "
Friend' " he does that to all the girls. youve been sleaze squeezed"
by tinat May 11, 2013
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pig squeezer

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber
Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha
by PerryGlen July 12, 2017
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Main squeeze

Not your boy/girlfriend but they come before everyone else. You both have feelings for each other but your not dating. You still look at other people but there just your number one friend
Tom: who’s that girl your always around
Jay:oh that’s just my main squeeze
by Nyccc38 January 20, 2020
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How to squeeze someones balls

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male
Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls
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Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.
Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!
by stimpy October 16, 2003
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squeezer

A guy in their late teens or early twenties who manipulates early teenage girls into sex.
That sleeze is a squeezer!
by NOYB December 1, 2004
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