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Spank

by Ilikewritingdefinitions April 19, 2020
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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.
Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.
by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022
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Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!
Rank spank, throw your chip in!
by Jonny D April 1, 2004
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022
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SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.
Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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