snake fart

a tapered pungent wind, dispelled from a reptillious sphincter or constricted hole, often resulting in a high pitched wailing compared to that of the windypoping dog farts.

was that a dog whistle i hear, or a snake fart??

by Bernhard Matthews March 8, 2008

snake on a plane

Snake on a Plane is a piece of high quality hash that has been worked into a long skinny length and then rolled inside a fat joint.

I smoked a snake on a plane by myself and I was still flying when I woke up the next morning.

by ganjru May 3, 2008

Corn Baked Rattle Snake

A big/long turd or poop with chunks of corn in it.

1) Dude, I had a huge corn baked rattle snake today before work

by DanOfEdm April 5, 2006

Mad Snake

Another Way Of Saying Cool, Rad, Sick etc... But This Way Sounds So Much Better And Can Be Used In A Wide Variety Of Situations!

Hey Tony What You Think Of My Bike?
Oh Man Thats 'Mad Snake' Where'd Ya Get It!!

by Curly Did It! April 15, 2006

snake shit

the shit of a snake.

a boa ingests 4 blind mice and a 4.2 lb. chicken and produces a whole lot of snake shit ( usually stinks)

by adskfjadfkjasdkflj December 17, 2007

Snake Venom

During intercourse, at moment of male climax, you do not "pull out" in time thus causing ejaculation inside the female. Your only option is to quickly suck the ejaculant out like you would the venom from a snake bite. If not done in quick enough time your ejaculant may as well be venom because at that moment your life is over.

"Last night I didn't pull out in time. I had to act fast and suck out the snake venom. "

by Charles Manson's Nephew September 12, 2015

snake ambush

the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.

Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005