Jew Smoothie

The act of stuffing a annoying Jew that talks to much in a blender in annoyance. Doesnt have to be jewish just have a large nose.

That kid had a huge nose and he talks too much, he better watch out or i might make a Jew Smoothie

by Komunizt June 6, 2011

Smouths

the act of face fucking. Usually done to shut a woman up, but can be a general face fucking.

"I cant stand her laugh! So annoying"
"Hell ya every time I hear it I just wanna give her Smouths!"

by JW442 March 24, 2009

Smoothied

Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.

Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "

Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."

by Buckifan 33 April 19, 2010

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015

smoothie bowls

blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness

“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”

by satsaredumb June 23, 2019

Smooth Move, Ajax

When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).

“Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth

“Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items

Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax

by anonymous February 4, 2021