Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

Sit

Your heart…
Those eyes…
Send me in overdrive…
Throw in the smile…
And my mind in gone for awhile ❤️❤️

Until this I can see…
I will sit and dream ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 27, 2024

sit small

Bahamian expression, originally derived from the admonition to persons using shared space, eg, on public transportation or a park bench, to not spread themselves, but extended to apply persons in politics, business etc to stick to what is within their knowledge or competence and avoid offering gratuitous advice

The former representative, who did little for public housing, should sit small and let those now in charge get on with their project

by percur September 12, 2023

Double Sit

When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.

Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 12, 2022

bull-sitting

Saying bullshit in a very static way (i.e. from a chair)

Random Woman - Are you still bull-sitting there... can u please wake up and come with me to the shop?

Random man - yea wateva....

by miss. take February 5, 2010

Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.

“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”

by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021