Skipper

A track on an Album or mixtape that you frequently don't listen to because:

A.) It sucks

B.) Your not in the right mood or mindset for the song

"Guy1: you get the carter 3?"
"Guy2:naw too many skippers i just bought illmatic instead"

"Crossroads by bone thugs and harmony is a skipper because it usually gets me thinking about my fallen soldier's"

by No skippers January 20, 2009

Slippery Git Mat

A near friction free disc seperating the slipmant and platter of a professional turntable. Greatly aids the manipulation of a record on the turntable

This slippery git mat is really slippery

by Darren Lambert March 27, 2004

Slippery Velvet

1. wet Pussy
2. A vagina, specifically when aroused and ready to play

"My tongue trailed up her thighs and to her slippery velvet where I brought her to ecstasy"

by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007

Slippery Floop

The act of having sex on a wet floor in Japan. Which is thought of as kinky.

Guy from Japan : "Hey, do you want to Slippery Floop with me tonight?"
Girl friom Japan: "Seriously? Thats so sexy...I'd love to!"

Guy from the U.S.A : "I want to go to Japan to Slippery Floop with some pretty Asian girls."
Another Guy from the U.S.A: "Me too!!"

by That One Girl From Canada February 16, 2009

slippery steven

When you take a Trojan magnum condom and fill it all the way up with lube and then hit someone in the face with it

Person 1: Dude I just saw him get a slippery steven.
Person 2: Aw gross!

by Brennan610 May 29, 2010

slippery hip

d1-One who experiences/suffers regular or even nightly "wet dreams."

d2-Chronic Masterbater. You know who you are.

I believe in Aliens-SoWhATdontcallmedummywokeupthismorninshirtstucktomytummycallmeSLIPPERYHiPSyoDontgetittwistedIlikeBIGGAPESandmebitchezdubblefisted. Word Wax.
slippery hip

by pony lipps March 5, 2014

Slippery whistler

When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle

Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.

by Whitelavenderr June 29, 2016