Simp

A pathetic man who overvalues a woman. Total Scott move.

Look at Scott simping over Tess.

by mbimpersonator June 27, 2020

Simp

A guy who prioritizes hanging out with girls and forgoes fraternizing with the boys in hope of getting pussy from said girls who friendzone him. Commonly associated with the name Jordan.

"Yo, Fredrick hasn't been hanging out with us. What's going on?"

"He's being a simp over some chick he met."

by Jesus's Crackrocks April 8, 2020

simp

anyone named isaac

there’s no easy way to say this but, you’re a simp. and i’m gonna have to report you back to kuzco

by themuffinmann14 April 13, 2020

Simp

A person, usually by the name of David, who will drop to his knees and do anything at any woman's command.

Ay, why the hell was Jack being such a simp? You'd think his name was David or some shit.

by TruthspeakerSimpkiller April 3, 2020

Simp

A guy that doesn’t care about bro before hoes.

A.K.A Vinny from Nj

Girl: can you do my homework for me please
Vinny: of course anything for you

Me looking at the text messages: fucking simp

by Maidich May 12, 2020

Simp

Simps are mostly called morgan and can be found anywhere such as someones private account as soon as they posted a photo or first to say something to a girl in a xbox party.

‘omg once again he liked my photo first’
‘who?’
‘Morgan’
‘ah what a simp’

by u won’t know lmao April 24, 2020

Simp

Daniel Carnegie.

Daniel Carnegie is a fucking simp.

by thekayaesmer August 30, 2020