ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole

He had some ninja semen

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Semen Demon

Noun, A dark entity consumed by the insiatiabke urge to gargle all the cum in the universe and other multiverses.

"Oh no there A Semen Demon draining my love eggs, pack your dick n balls and rum for your sperm count Aaaaaarghh!!!!

by dick chesse May 18, 2024

Semenating

Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.

Semenating

Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!

by EMVAT2113 May 27, 2024

Semen Sam

An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too

Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex

by The Oxford Dictionary 0fficial May 29, 2024

pole of semen

When you drink a test tube full of semen like a shot or you pour it down your ear

Me and the fellows are going out for a pole of semen

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 27, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024