Fucking Screen bitch - “ spawn kills even though you’ve not gone near them”
The mandem - “oi you fucking pussy your so wet. Come on say something you won’t. Your shit on your own”
Screen bitch - “..................”
The mandem - “oi you fucking pussy your so wet. Come on say something you won’t. Your shit on your own”
Screen bitch - “..................”
by Hippotankus April 26, 2020

A person, usually a child, adding their face in front a random ass video and adding nothing to the video itself.
by yjmgc7x7 December 20, 2023

by TheResearcher June 1, 2023

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.
by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own
by Derp blob November 12, 2017

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.
Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.
"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."
by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

When you go down to the local shops and put your testicles onto the display glass of the cold beverage section simultaneously reading the 2nd Lord of the rings book out loud and staring into the eyes of a 3rd Generation Mexican cheese farmer
by Cobsteam Mcgeesteintin February 11, 2019
