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papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019
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Smurf

See that fucking Smurf over there!?
by Dalton Curls April 15, 2019
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Purple Smurf

When a man or a woman yells, "Gnap!", and bites the buttocks of another person. This is usually performed during sex or foreplay by heterosexual men and lesbians. This is normally performed on PAWGs, Big Booty Latinas, and Big Booty Asian women. This is inspired by the 1981 episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon, "The Smurfs".
Black dude: Dang bro., that PAWG is fine. I love how her booty jiggles.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I

yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.

White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.

Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
by PAWG Lover 407 May 26, 2019
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Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face
I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed
by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019
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Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod
Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
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Smurf

A gaming term meaning a fake low level account to get pro or good players into lower level games (eg using a new account in R6 to get into newcomer) usually used in skill based matchmaking
Bruh that dickhead is using a smurf
by Mxt April 23, 2020
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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