Slam Pig

A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.

GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck

by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020

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slam a salamander

another form of saying "to smoke a joint" or to "smoke a bowl", developed for the use in public.

A: Hey, you wanna slam that Salamander?
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.

by rastamani June 25, 2016

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An old and worn out rust-bucket foreign or domestic sub-compact car (i.e. 1988 Honda Accord 4-door... 1981 Ford Tempo)With a serious sound system. Usually these cars come with many trick options such as a broken quarter window (covered with plastic/duct tape) or missing light lenses.

Have you seen Derrick's new old car?... Yeah man, thats a Slam-Bangin ride!

by MATT SABBATH May 21, 2009

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gram slam

picking up your next sexual partner off of instagram; not limited to DM

Damn lexy is fine as hell.

Yeah she is, hit her with a DM last week, now she's my new gram slam.

by The Schwerper May 4, 2017

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porkchop slam

1. Trounced in a battle of skill.
2. Exclamation of intense feeling after achieving a great accomplishment.
3. Whatever the hell you want it to mean.

That girl's so hot, imma give her a porkchop slam!

by ounrequitedo June 3, 2011

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Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.

Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"

by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014

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