A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.
GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck
by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020
Get the Slam Pigmug. When a man his at the point of climax pulling out and shooting it in the air only to catch it his hand and "slam dunk" it in to the women's face.
Women: "why did you pull out?" turns her head round. Man: "kobi" hand lands on her face. Slam dunk!!!!!
by Hardmaninc April 16, 2019
Get the Slam dunkmug. A: Hey, you wanna slam that Salamander?
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.
by rastamani June 25, 2016
Get the slam a salamandermug. An old and worn out rust-bucket foreign or domestic sub-compact car (i.e. 1988 Honda Accord 4-door... 1981 Ford Tempo)With a serious sound system. Usually these cars come with many trick options such as a broken quarter window (covered with plastic/duct tape) or missing light lenses.
by MATT SABBATH May 21, 2009
Get the Slam-Banginmug. “Have you seen everyone that meme where people throw themselves at lockers?” “Yeah it’s called a locker slam”
by Stirfri123 October 8, 2019
Get the locker slammug. (V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.
Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"
by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014
Get the Texas slammug. by The Schwerper May 4, 2017
Get the gram slammug.