Shifty

Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college

"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty

by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004

Ghost Shift

When you show up to work your night shift. clock in then dissapear to whereabouts unknown. Eight hours later you return to clock out. Nobody knows where you went and they think you called in sick when you really didnt.

What? Glenn was here tonight? I thought he called in sick tonight. He pulled a Ghost Shift!

by Glennamus Maximus November 4, 2009

Shift Key Crazy

When you go Shift Key Crazy you capitalize every beginning letter of every word you type, or in other cases capitalize every other letter in a word.

Charles: "I just got an email from my girlfriend!"
Derek: "Damn she went shift key crazy, look at all those caps!"

Email: "Hey ChArlEs I ToTalLy LoVeD THe MoViE We SAw LaSt NIghT, I WoUld LoVe To SeE AnoTheR!!"

by JAlexander3542 April 26, 2010

Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.

'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.

by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010

Shifted-face

There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).

Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face

by k1m0z April 11, 2014

Shwift

To shwift or shwifting means to move quickly in an awkward way.

He held open the door for me so I had to shwift down the corridor.

by Shwifty McShwift Face September 24, 2017

Parodoxial Shift

A 12-year-old little fuck. Hobbies include pretending that she is better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to her dad.

My name is Parodoxial Shift, and I love pretending that I'm better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to my dad.

by PSSUXMYDIK October 5, 2009