cocaine; Santa is certainly familiar with snow if he can run around to all those houses in one night.
I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.
by jburke524 September 19, 2011
Get the Santa's little helpermug. Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
by Rzhhhh May 6, 2013
Get the Black Santa Clausmug. When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.
by Hockey40 March 19, 2011
Get the Santa Clara Hockeymug. This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.
by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012
Get the The Russian Santa Clausmug. by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017
Get the santa clause ballsmug. Colombian soccer team, Founded on 1941 in Bogota by some students of the Gimnasio moderno school,the color of this team are Red & White (based on the english soccer teamArsenal). The team has a loyal fan called "LA GUARDIA ALBIROJA SUR" that follows "The Red lion" everywhere and have the biggest flag of the whole earth with 1330 mts of total area.
Also Santa Fe is the best team of colombia, its the Colombian and Bogota's proud...
Also Santa Fe is the best team of colombia, its the Colombian and Bogota's proud...
-This is a Santa fe song: No la tiene boca juniors no la tiene River plate la bandera mas grande la tiene mi SANTA FE
-Señores yo soy del rojo y tengo aguante,Yo sigo a el rojo por todas partes, Por que es un sentimiento que se lleva en el corazoooon, Yo daria toda mi vida por ser campeon, DALE LEON DALE LEON DALE INDEPENDIENTE SANTA FE
-Señores yo soy del rojo y tengo aguante,Yo sigo a el rojo por todas partes, Por que es un sentimiento que se lleva en el corazoooon, Yo daria toda mi vida por ser campeon, DALE LEON DALE LEON DALE INDEPENDIENTE SANTA FE
by Juan_10 December 6, 2006
Get the Independiente Santa Femug. A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.
by Whargarble August 24, 2017
Get the Santa Cruz Lemonademug.