This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.
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