Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Samuel

All for the headspins

Samuel is just in love with head spins.

by Vape Lord 3000 September 1, 2021

Samuel

An absolutely exquisite man, with a very large wood

Rah is that Samuel

by YoSistersOvaries July 17, 2022

Samuel

a fucking no life who spends his time fantasizing about girls he’ll never get with

“God I hate Samuel”
“Me too lmao”

by terrux November 24, 2021

Samuel

February 13th
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart

No cap
Nah just playin

Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian

by keyboardkween07 January 17, 2021

Samuel Castle

A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.

Y:Where’s Samuel castle.
S:Oh you mean that homophobic guy that likes dudes yea man idk.

by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022

Samuel smoocher

Someone who partakes in thee smooching of Samuel Chichester as a minor

My 12 year-old brother became a Samuel smoocher when he kissed Samuel Chichester

by Bobby smurada April 27, 2023