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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
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the kenny rogers

When you pull up on your ass checks and let your cock and balls droop down while singing The Gambler.
My co-worker Mike was so drunk he walked out onto the baseball field and started the Kenny Rogers until the mascot tackled him.
by ChiselMyNizzle September 9, 2016
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Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.
friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?
by Anononomouys January 27, 2022
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Bucky Rogers

SPOILERS FOR ENDGAME: This is an offical rant about not having more Bucky and Steve content anymore. If we never see Chris evans and Sebastian Stan playing as Steve and Bucky again ( not on what if) then im going to throw hands at disney. You can't take away one of the most iconic duos.
Bucky: "Wow i miss steve now hes dead"
Steve : *comes back to life*
Bucky: " ItS A MiRAClE"

Bucky Rogers
by sylvie._ November 6, 2021
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Roger

Evil sadist who tortures without consent.

I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022
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jolly-roger

(verb) When someone hijacks your screen share while on Microsoft Teams. Derived from "screen pirate".
"Caleb jolly-rogered my screen without asking me."
"Caleb is such a screen pirate...he constantly hijacks my presentation by taking control of screen share".
by beanball2000 July 22, 2020
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Mrs Rogers

“How was your trip with your gf?”
“It was awful, she was a real Mrs Rogers!”
by виг дик бой June 12, 2018
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