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Roger

Somebody who enjoys Science-Fiction Movies, and Bollywood Films.

Not a big Fan of Political Discussions and Enjoys Tropical Weather.

Summers are FUN for Roger!!
Roger Enjoyed his summer of Movies in California.
by Deep-Sandhu December 12, 2021
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Roger Me Guffin

An expression used to describe how one feels when something increadibly shit has happened to them
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ROGER ME GUFFIN!
WHY DO I FUCKING BOTHER!?
by humps69 May 22, 2009
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Rogers Raped

v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
(Auto reply from email account)

Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.

I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.

I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.

I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.

Sincerely,

Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
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Rogers My Beans

When something goes awry or rubs one the wrong way.
Ya know what really rogers my beans? The tax rate in my local municipality
by Phyllibuster December 15, 2024
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ROGER'S HAPPENED

When there is a massive tech disruption that affects 1000s of people directly or indirectly, and stuck in sh*** till it's fixed.

Referring to the recent tech issue by Roger's, which led to 1000s going through major frustration and headaches.
I was all set to host my surprise party and then Roger's Happened!
by UrbanROCKS! July 14, 2022
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Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
To help out unknown vocabulary:Roger Rooster masurbation pleasure boner legs penis lube
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
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lachy rogers

A cool cunt who makes sick ass videos with his pet kangaroo
by Dark horse 122 August 16, 2018
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