Dry Robert

A wet Willy without the wet. A dry Robert.

I’m going to give you a dry Robert.

by Dryrobert February 1, 2021

Robert Moment

If a Robert (works with any Robert) does a dumb thing or hacks in games,

you say Robert Moment.

wtf this is such an Robert Moment

by SpermienHändler August 17, 2022

caiden Roberts

he tells everybody he’s straight but soon to turn out as gay or bisexual, he is also a very nice boy but can be a thief (takes boys underwear) specifically boys called oscar toft, overall he is a nice boy but sometimes a tad strange

oscar: mum can u see my pants

Oh no maybe caiden Roberts stole them

by I love fag October 24, 2022

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

Jaime Roberts

if you have ever come into contact with Jaime you will know that he is horrible and he will do anything to get his own way and will hurt you and you wont even realise. he will make you life hell because all he does is steel, lie, pawn and a lot more but he will make it look like he is in the wrong but underneath all of that is a bunch of lies that if you think are the truth you will be damaged. so stay away from him.

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM JAIME ROBERTS!!!!!!!

by rob stell April 4, 2019

Robert Storms

All the worst things in life and history rolled into one to create something unspeakable.

I just went through Robert Storms and it’s giving me depression.

by 69BJS November 5, 2020