kitty cat rodeo

place cat on the top of the bathroom door and move in back and forth quicl;y and see if she can hang on for 8 seconds

the cat pooped in my sock drawer so i we had a kitty cat rodeo

by 11432 November 8, 2010

rodeo

When a person sucks off a horse and then unexpectedly spits the horse's semen in a cowboy's face

Dale got rodeoed at the rodeo.

by waynedrops April 6, 2009

rodeo

An prank performed by a group of individuals to catch another enguaging in sexual intercourse. The individual who is caught, whom may or may not be part of the prank, must continue for at least 7 seconds before a)blowin it b)kicking the individuals from the room c)the female bounces.

Dude, i bet we could rodeo at least half the girls at our school

by Davydub June 22, 2006

Rhode Island Red

One who can't take a joke.

You should develope a sense of humor or else you will end up like Rhode Islang Red.

by MMM_ERT June 24, 2003

Rodeo game

When you're mashing a chick and you start to doggy that bitch say "I have an STD"... see how long you can keep pounding that!!!

"Oh baby lets do doggy style".

"Im up for a bit of that shizzle".

"Oh have you played the rodeo game"?

"Nope, lets play".

"...oh by the way i have HIV".

by famblad Jr February 17, 2009

Rhodesian Jackhammer

A wild and ridiculous sex act that requires lots of preparation on the man's end. Pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his penis with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. It is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. When the time to perform this move, the man gains the female's consent to have regular sex but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. The man then has rough sex in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from orgasm. Then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl's head into the hard ground and assumes position directly over her with his penis pointing down. He then activates the mechanical penis piston system and absolutely fucks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she orgasms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.

3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free penis rigs. Those goddamn Rhodesian jackhammers!

by DTRJ January 30, 2017

Rodeo

Rodeo is not a sport it is a gay horse riding bullshit activity.

that RODEO was so lame

by Gingeririshboy February 15, 2018