Retard Attack

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.

Ermin just had a retard attack in class.

by PonyFighter28 November 3, 2021

Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012

avant retard

Cutting edge idiot; someone who plumbs the depths of idiocy where no one has been before

Tom is the first person to flunk that exam for the TENTH time !! Does that make him an avant retard or what !!

by Accidental Bookworm October 21, 2011

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

gay retard

When you are a green alien and youre eating Reese's Puffs.

wow look at that gay retard over there, eating Reese's Puffs

by Abrubi February 13, 2019

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

maximum retard

Doing the dumbest possible thing you could do at any given time

Why did you pull aggro on Grobbulus? That is maximum retard

by Fizzywix November 12, 2008