pumpkin

jacking your self off while on the toilet

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day

by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010

Pumpkin

an annoying guy in a lot of Discord servers

Bro did you see that Pumpkin guy talking about sacrificing blood to the blood gods?
Yeah, what a prick

by EERhino January 15, 2021

brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

by Han Sweston December 12, 2015

Pumpkin Empire

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.

Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"

by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.

Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night

by Fallen savior May 11, 2019

pumpkins worship

a word Jackson Langley made up to describe music that sounds like smashing pumpkins. See: Sabbath Worship.

-bro you know that song that's like vrum vrum vrum vrum BREEEEEEE vrummmmmm?
-sounds like some pumpkins worship crap man...

by brojam3000 April 15, 2021

Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.

Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!

by BigK22 August 28, 2023