Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.

"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."

by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

pumpkin patch boy

A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt

Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t

by Ppb June 18, 2021

The Smashing Pumpkins

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.

The Smashing Pumpkins is one of the best bands ever hands down.

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022

pumpkin

the most supernatural of fruits.

guy 1 "aaaaaah its a monster "
guy 2 "no its a pumpkin

by bobby cran-jerry bill October 24, 2017

Full pumpkin territory

Way, way, way past a known deadline. Playful reference to Cinderella’s midnight curfew.

Hi Dale, we’re now in full pumpkin territory. If you’re still interested in engaging in a conversation, please let me know. Many thanks.

by Willy The Labrador April 15, 2025

dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.

I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.

by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

carve the pumpkin

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.

"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."

by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018