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grumpy pumpkin 

After performing ATM on someone, during which you've pulled out a plum, their teeth become fouled with said plum they become angry and sad and in a horrific grimace have a shocking resemblance to a jack-o-lantern.
My third grumpy pumpkin was with Angela. That bitch was already missing a tooth so it didn't take much to go full pumpkin.
grumpy pumpkin by t-pyle March 25, 2009

easy peasy pumpkin peasy

one of gerard way's best quotes
Gerard: This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
Everyone else: * is killed by the sass
easy peasy pumpkin peasy by mcr xD November 7, 2020

purple pumpkin 

hearing something in a conversation that wasn't actually there
-OR-
adding someting mentally into a conversation that wasn't there
Person #1: So my friend is getting a tatoo of a purple pumpkin on his arm.
Person #2: What? Why?
Person #1: Because he likes pumpkins.
Person #2: But why is it purple?
Person #1: It isn't.
Person #2: You just said it was.
Person #1: ... no I didn't. I said he was getting a pumpkin tatoo. That's it.
Person #2: .... oh. Nevermind.

Pink Pumpkin 

A person who doesn't have a lighter in a group of people with lighters.
Spencer: Hey Dayna, do you have a lighter?

Dayna: No ):

All: You're a pink pumpkin!

Spooky Pumpkin 

When an idiot decides it's a good idea to save time by pooping and nutting at once. The resulting product is a fertilized pile of waste. Spooky Pumpkin.
Alex got beat up by his white supremacist roommate, when he noticed the Spooky Pumpkin that was left in the toilet.
Spooky Pumpkin by Dawnstopper September 13, 2019

Sad Little Pumpkin 

When you get sad over a thing that may not be important to other people.
I'm a Sad Little Pumpkin, a kid popped my football.