puke stain

A person that demonstrates all the warmth and smarts that a puke stain would.
A Puke Stain may be Male or Female.

Douche bag is to Jizz Jar as Jizz Jar is to Puke Stain.

by Michaela Conway October 16, 2007

Puke Parfait

When you have consumed a large amount of greasy food causing your vomit to have distinct layers of grease and other food.

Translucent, viscous layers of vomit comprised the multiple tiers of my fresh made puke parfait.

by Paramagic September 27, 2012

pubes

LOL a big looking hair ball!!

i like to pube my face =)

by pue bur ty August 2, 2003

pakes

pan + cakes = pakes. Clearly pancakes is too long thus creating the shortened version of pake or when in more than one pakes.

Dude Ihop has the most amazing pakes ever.

by eaglecom93 July 29, 2009

fetal pubes

The pubes of a unborn child

The amount of fetal pubes on Tim, made him look like a tumbleweed in the womb

by Metallica4-11 March 30, 2003

pubes

bad, awful, poor, stupid, retarded, pointless etc. NOTE: substitute pubes for any of these words.

Man, this traffic is totally pubes.

by M. Barton August 26, 2006

Pubes and cock

A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.

Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?

Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.

Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.

by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008