Dirty poopchenko

When you pay a hooker in rubles but you can’t cum because she only spouts pro-Putin nonsense

Diana promised me a good time but gave me a dirty poopchenko

by ChasMichaels June 4, 2024

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long

Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

Alex Hoochie Poochie

An Alex Hoochie Poochie, is someone named Alex Gooch that has a massive penis

Wow! he must be an Alex Hoochie Poochie

by OfficialFoundingFathers December 4, 2020

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3

Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A variation of the slang term used on Subway Surfer Tiktok Story Videos to refer to a C00ch13

I was on my period and I had to go to school, my teacher was mean to me and locked me in the classroom when I asked to leave to change my pad so i got my water bottle and under the table i let as much blood drip out of my Cazalaca calaca poochalum as possible and threw my fish blood in his face

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021