Poon Slayer

Known by many names such as Bandit or just PS for short. A guy who is irresistible to the ladies. Prefers dome but will settle for late night snuggling. Won’t be seen outside his natural habitat(B42) after sundown unless summoned by his wife to be.

Do you know that the Poon Slayer got with another girl last night?
Really?
Yea just another notch in the belt. Classic Poon Slayer

I can’t believe PS isn’t out right now.

I know. This is so unlike him

by Top Cheds November 23, 2021

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Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

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poon chuck

To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.

This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.

by beerluvnmp August 10, 2009

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Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

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Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.

Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."

by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 7, 2011

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