plates

when someone says a bad joke, you take their plates, but when they same something funny, you give them plates

that joke was ass, im taking 5 plates

by academicweapon5000 October 14, 2022

Plate game

When you go down on a girl and your as thorough as you would be licking your dinner plate clean.

Girl let me tell you this. he had amazing plate game

by Rapid tongue April 12, 2017

Splash plate

A sexual act whereby a person performs a rim job on another person during the event of explosive diarrhoea in order to splash plate the excreted fluids over themselves and their partner

Can you splash plate me tonight?

by Willayy September 27, 2021

Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.

Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?

by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023

Hot Plate

A code word for a line of coke/cocaine. Often used around family when you don’t want them to have any suspicion of you being a total drug addict.

Lester, organise a hot plate for us.

by Uncle jamo September 21, 2022

Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

Dinner plates

A girl with huge nipples

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates

by -G123 November 15, 2018