Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12

Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.

by GlitchGD March 06, 2024

Vasilios Grady Nyktas part 2

Vasilios is so sweet but kinda bad a committing to a relationship, but you can always lean on him for advice or just someone to talk to. He’s a good friend that’s for sure. I hope is future gf named Sophia Comes back to save him cause he needs some help. He’s kinda mean sometimes. Practically born and asshole with anger issues but ig he’s loveable

Vasilios Grady Nyktas part 2 is so rude

by Ummmno June 23, 2022

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese April 22, 2018

perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

Part-time Lesbian

1. A hoe be lookin ass when u got 2 in yo bed who be makin out solely for ur pleasure, about 25% of female bisexuality.

2. Employed "lesbian" pornstar

3. Tried to once, fuck dat shit i like da dick nigga

YFN Lucci: Bruh we high key lit everyday, just chillin hear with my Yacht, Vodka, and Part-time Lesbians

PnB Rock: Yeah I feel ya man, they aint even attracted this just touch each other so i get a massive erection

Hoe #1 : -kisses Hoe #2-

Hoe #2: -finishes kissing Hoe #1- , yeaaaaa we'se ready for this BBC

by Eric Benton August 02, 2018