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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023
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epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous April 12, 2016
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positions

a position could be a way something is standing or sat like. or a way someone is facing.

Position is a direction of something.
"why are you facing the wall?" Dad said.

that's an example of a direction and also a position place is facing in.
They are know as positions or position
by internet browser October 23, 2020
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chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone
There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
by rjs4 December 6, 2016
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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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Tilt up position

When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.
Woman 1: How was last nights date?

Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.
by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024
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tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
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