Poon Slayer

Known by many names such as Bandit or just PS for short. A guy who is irresistible to the ladies. Prefers dome but will settle for late night snuggling. Won’t be seen outside his natural habitat(B42) after sundown unless summoned by his wife to be.

Do you know that the Poon Slayer got with another girl last night?
Really?
Yea just another notch in the belt. Classic Poon Slayer

I can’t believe PS isn’t out right now.

I know. This is so unlike him

by Top Cheds November 23, 2021

poon chuck

To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.

This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.

by beerluvnmp August 10, 2009

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Poon Pocket

i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos

"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"

by CockBlocker September 18, 2004

poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 24, 2014

Necro poon

Dead pussy

Guy: I'm into that Fresh Poon from the club

Friend: Nah man, let's just hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.

by TheBigHandle September 11, 2018

Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.

Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.

by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011