The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
Get the two pennies and a half smoked cigarettemug. one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???
three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???
three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!
person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:
person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!
person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:
person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
by chillypoptart August 8, 2019
Get the dent in my pennymug. by entrancespennydreadful October 27, 2023
Get the pennymug. The act of spreading false information, gossip, rumors, and bullshit to defame a person’s character.
by King Krilla September 23, 2022
Get the dropping ten penniesmug. by Hhhhhhhhhhh12333300 November 24, 2021
Get the Penny slickmug. A derogatory term for a Jewish person.
Because of the stereotype the most Jews are rich and good with money
Because of the stereotype the most Jews are rich and good with money
by tomamassister December 3, 2011
Get the Penny Collectormug.