penny farthing

A sex position where one person sits in a wheely chair and the other sits on top. While the person sitting in the chair moves it around the room, the person on top sings "Bicycle Race."

We were penny farthing all night! I'm exhausted.

by funnysexthings July 24, 2023

penny drag

To diminish something's value over time, little by little.

"You're penny dragging the cookie jar every time you sneak a chocolate chip."

"Lipstick is penny dragged with every use."

by RubberBanded Toasters May 12, 2020

1944 penny

If you or someone you know has a 1944 penny hold it to a magnet. If it sticks to the magnet it’s made of steel and could be wor th over 100,000 dollars. If it doesn’t stick it’s made of copper and is worth about 4 cents.

Whoa, I just found a 1944 penny!

by Cacaree January 20, 2021

Ten Penny Tower

When a girl is lay'd on a table and 10 guys 5 on each side of the table. They then cum on her from the bottom to the top. Hens the term Ten Penny Tower.

Man we should totally Ten penny tower that chick!

by Nick nospmas June 6, 2013

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010