Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016

Trey parker

The destroyer of worlds

Trey Parker should die

by Fruks March 31, 2024

Parker

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.

Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!

by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018

Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.

Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.

Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Parker."
Person 1: "She amazing."

by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024

parker brown

Parker Brown is the best student in I.C.R.P.S and he is very cool

Parker Brown is an amazing student and he is too cool for me

by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022

Parker NoseTalk

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022