Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Semen demon

Semen demons tend to live inside teenagers rooms. Teenagers have the most semen and they tend to feed off of it. They also attack you mid masturbation they do that because they can smell your semen gaping inside of you.

Me: masturbating semen demon starts to suck my dick ferociously.

by Rhrudurhudjeh September 15, 2021

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017

Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.

"Have you ever had a semen socket?"

by Semen Socket July 18, 2018

semen preserve

when you ejaculate inside a girl, and a week later you hit her pussy, and feel last weeks semen

james:"i broke up with jess"
christian:"why bro, she was so hot?"
james" yea but she doesn't wash her cooch, its like a semen preserve down there "

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017