Pete

pete is my best friend,, i love them sm <33

i hope we don’t ever argue , i hope we will stay friends until the end 💗

person one: pete is amazing bro
person two: ur jus now finding that out??

by averiiiiii April 18, 2022

Skunky Pete

Bring drunk and stoned at the same time.

Mate I'd been drinking pints all night then we lit a big fat doobie. I was a skunky Pete.

by Rjimbout January 27, 2019

Pete Townshend

Besides an unlikable guy with lots of money and a talent for playing guitar (and not beating someone with one as a weapon, since that allegedly got him knocked out) who would Pete Townshend be without the Who?

Roger Daltry makes it sound like he wouldn't be anybody in particular without the Who, but really the Who was still a likeable band with him as the face of the band (before the 80s). It hasn't been the same since Pete Townshend started convincing everyone else in the band that he was the best thing to ever happen to the Who, and that nobody else was good enough to question him.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

Creamy Pete

Chicken Pie topped with Greek Yoghurt and a little bit of parsley.

Dad: hey son want a creamy pete
Son: fuck you dad i want mcdonalds bitch

by Slimy Meg December 6, 2024

Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.

Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.

by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025

Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.

Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot

by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018

Pete Buttplug

Real name for cum guzzling democrat Pete Buttigieg

Pete Buttplug is the poster boy for the gay agenda.

by Rev Sharpton April 3, 2025