I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will
you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*
by youomegalul69 March 16, 2018
If you already have a gay best friend, and someone else wants to be your gay best friend, call them your gay best homie.
by officially_bitch September 16, 2019
by Na Bandss March 26, 2023
When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
by Big Dick Mel July 09, 2011
The greatest insult of all multiverses. 1000x stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.
John: Lol ur mom gay
Sam: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur homie homo
John melts into particles of dust and falls to the core of the earth while entering hell and suffering from the pain
Sam: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur homie homo
John melts into particles of dust and falls to the core of the earth while entering hell and suffering from the pain
by random_dude_on_urbandictionary September 13, 2018
Do it up homie is a legend, a prophecy. It involves living your life to the fullest and making the most out of every situation. It includes setting a goal and acheiving it no matter what the circumstances are. Do it up homie is a life style, so live it. Do you feel the legend?
by Kaitlyn Holler January 10, 2006