Ah yes! The simp. That slippery, slimy serpent tempting girls into sleeping with him. The desperate, pathetic being that prays on the pity women bestow upon him. Perpetually celibate, the simp will do anything in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants. He showers them with gifts, praise, and attention; he leaves his infinitesimally small dignity and ego in front of any girl that be believes he has a chance with and abases himself before their will. The simp saunters in his own mind; his own fantasy where he can pretend, he is worthy of attention without needed to bribe girls to like him; in a world where being himself is enough; such an idea is foreign to the simp.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
by FuckSimps June 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Super straight man! December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Simp is a common word use to describe a person who cares and is overly affectionate towards women more known as cris.
My friend cris is a simp
or in other connotations you can also use the term "simping" because the word "simp" is just an adjective
or in other connotations you can also use the term "simping" because the word "simp" is just an adjective
by xdrag7 March 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word men use to make themselves feel better abt being slaves to pussy. Also, a word incels use to express frustration at bros putting the needs of their girlfriends before sausage parties.
Omg Ryan is such a simp did not ditching his girlfriend’s birthday party to drink with us. Girls who need that much attention just aren’t worth it!
by Thevagrantlife May 22, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word used by a bunch of middle school boys who use it to other boys when they do anything that involves a girl, even if they don’t know the actual definition
by Reeepeeeppepepe March 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by tawz March 20, 2020
Get the simpmug.