honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?

when vape not found, big sad.

"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"

by anonymous October 5, 2023

where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 18, 2019

where is malick?

You say this when someone shuts the lights off and malick is in the room. He is BLACK. He gets mad when you say it

*lights shut off*
Person: Where is malick?
Malick: ay you better shut yo ass up *british accent* IM MAD

by Shadow_SSS February 27, 2025

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

wheres Moat

a common phrase mainly used but the likes of beebis and runtal

Gunmar, wheres Moat

YA HOOBAYY.

by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024

Where cool where you stay！

Where cool where you stay" is a Chinglish expression meaning "Go away and stay where it's cool!" It is used to dismiss someone or tell them to leave and not to bother you.

Person A: Hey, can I borrow your phone for a while?
Person B: No, I need it right now. Where cool where you stay！

by Under The Sun - 999 July 2, 2024