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Fake hippy

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud
Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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hippy cold

A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.
by Qdrpl May 13, 2014
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Diesel Hippie

Someone who is environmentally conscious, especially in regard to global warming. However, drives a truck or car that belches black smoke. Usally owns sleds, quads, dirt bikes etc.
Zack keeps talking about saving the polar bears but drives that lifted dodge 1 ton that smokes more then a chines factory. Definitely a diesel hippie.
by Trash Panda101 October 21, 2018
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Hippy Spinach

Dude, I just smoked so much hippy spinach.
by Bungholio October 13, 2016
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Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth
Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.
by DcDavis August 25, 2019
mugGet the Hippie jailmug.

Sea hippy

A sea hippy is a guy who is obsessed with the sea.
My dad is a sea hippy and so are my brothers.
by Sea hippy May 30, 2020
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hippie dick

I hate when a guy invites me over to Netflix & chill and he has a hippie dick
by Freedom101 May 4, 2019
mugGet the hippie dickmug.

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