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natural one-ders 

The Natural One-ders consists of members of Team Four Star and their many misadventures in Dungeons and Dragons.
The name stems from the groups' unnatural tendencies to roll a staggering amount of natural 1's, the worst outcome of rolling a d20 (or d100 on severity rolls that follows a 1 on a d20). Boy do these folks fuck up a lot.
Nick: *Rolls a 1*
Nick: *Silent, raises 1 finger*
Nick: *Looks at camera* "NATURAL ONE-DERS!"
natural one-ders by Vyhll May 21, 2018
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Natural Erotic

A person who is equally as kinky, horny, and sex-craved as a nympho but goes about it in a more subtle way.
Natural Erotics are those who are passively kinky. Nymphomaniacs are those who are actively kinky.
Natural Erotic by Saiyan2356 May 23, 2019

Natural Dome 

Striking the genital area with extreme force, inducing a feeling similar to nicotine.
Jeff just gave Jonah the biggest natural dome!
Shut the fuck up before I dome you!
Natural Dome by Long_Schlonger August 1, 2019

Natural Witch 

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.
Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".
Natural Witch by MagickDragon December 1, 2020

Natural Weight Reduction 

Rust. Specifically, rust on a car. As the metal oxidises away, it gradually makes your vehicle lighter, even if just by a little bit.
Fix the rust on your car ASAP, before you know it, it'll be natural weight reduction.

Natkreshia 

A thousand words to describe, too unique to transcribe.
: what's the cause of global warming?
: idk, I only know someone hot; Natkreshia.

Natural Dividends 

You are a shareholder of the Earth. Being here, you’ve been given a share of its resources. Being a responsible shareholder means taking a look at your relationship with nature.

How you use your share plays into the bigger picture; as Chief Seattle says, “All things are bound up in each other like the blood that binds the family.” You can invest in your share by giving back, being mindful, and helping be a part of the solution.

Each of us has a different level of resources and lifestyle, which plays a big part in what we can do. Becoming a shareholder is realizing that you and your choices make a difference.
Natural Dividends Increases Nature's Share by amplifying the voices of others who are involved in local initiatives, promoting manageable lifestyle changes, and creating connections between individuals and existing environmental organizations. As a community, making small sustainable changes every day will pay large dividends to Nature.