Alabama Nachos

When you take a pinch of your Copenhagen mint, dip it in her couchie & throw it back in your lip

So we were hooking up and I forgot I had a dip in, so I decided I might as well just do the Alabama Nachos.

by BBBcousin September 14, 2018

Slutty Nachos

1. (Kinky way) The act of listening to slow jam while slowly pouring cheese on your nachos

2. (Freaky way) when your significant other has you cum all over their body

1. "I'm hungry, I think I'll go for some slutty nachos"
2. "I want you to do slutty nachos on me"

by Getlit123 February 15, 2019

Slutty Nachos

1. (Kinky) The act of listening to slow jam while slowly pouring cheese on your nachos

2. (Freaky) When your significant other asks you to cum all over their body

1. "I'm hungry and horny. Think I'll go for some slutty nachos"

2. "I want you to do slutty nachos on me"

by Getlit123 February 15, 2019

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

Chicken Nachos

The holy grail of all things that are cheesy, crunchy, that will surely lead to premature mouth orgasm. Made with shredded chicken and cheese-this dish will solve all of your problems as long as you have a microwave and an outlet.

Scott was super depressed with life until Ashley came in and showed him that a plate of chicken nachos is more effective than Zoloft.

by Dr. Awesome228 August 16, 2019

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

Alaskan Nachos

Alaskan Nachos are an unholy combination of seared cod, mushrooms, bleu cheese, kalamata olives, dijon mustard, tomatoes, and sriracha wrapped in an unasuming cheese quesadilla. Eaten with a horseradish sauce to really tie together the atrosity of a meal you are consuming.

Chris: "Ooh, let me get a bite of that Alaskan Nachos"

David: "No way man, I need every last bite of this glorious delicacy"

by ErikZona February 1, 2020